When your parents are giving you a lecture and they keep saying the same thing over and over again…

You made your point, can you be quiet now?
(Source: raymon-osis, via killemwithlaughter)
Person:
why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me:
why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
when your iPod is about to fall, and your earphones save its life?

(Source: sheamnessy, via killemwithlaughter)
normal people watching a tv series:
1-2 episodes a night
me:
1-2 seasons a night