When your parents are giving you a lecture and they keep saying the same thing over and over again…

You made your point, can you be quiet now?

(Source: raymon-osis, via killemwithlaughter)

Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die

when your iPod is about to fall, and your earphones save its life?

(Source: sheamnessy, via killemwithlaughter)

normal people watching a tv series: 1-2 episodes a night
me: 1-2 seasons a night

“This password is weak.” I DON’T CARE! I WANT THIS PASSWORD!

chaystar:

(via chaystar)

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