October 2012
70 posts
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
That awkward moment when someone is getting...
There’s no bigger turn off for me than when you ask someone what their favorite books are and they respond “I don’t read.”
vanessaannes:
i really need a day between saturday and sunday
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
Those followers that still follow you no matter...
bondoge:
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
That awkward moment when you accidentally type a... →
And you send it, and you’re like
“Now they think I want their dick.”
if the internet was a city
youtube would be the theater
google would be the library
facebook would be the school
and tumblr would be the asylum
how the fuck would facebook be the school
because it’s full of peasants
gatesofgotham:
the real question is how do superheroes not call each other by their real names on a mission i mean i’d be like hey bruce i mEAN BATMAN
urbancatfitters:
well i thought about doing my homework and it’s the thought that counts
When your parents tell you that you need to get...
andysambergg:
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
bringingwordstolife:
You know I feel like Australia is always forgotten.
IS IT BECAUSE WE ARE A CONTINENT, A COUNTRY AND AN ISLAND ALL AT ONCE? ARE YOU OTHER COUNTRIES JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YOU HAVE TO SHARE YOUR CONTINENTAL CLAIM WITH OTHER COUNTRIES AND NOT ALL OF YOU ARE GIRT BY SEAS?
tltty:
“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
omgphantastic:
do you realize that i could be naked right now and you wouldn’t even know
hopel3ss:
i save files as “fldskjfkldsjlfks” and then wonder why i can’t find anything
